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it wasn’t a glass it was an apple, asshole.

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The new reported RHONJ Intro Taglines:

  • Teresa:

    You never know how strong you are until it's the only choice you have.

  • Amber:

    I'm a survivor. No one is bringing me down.

  • Melissa:

    I've learned to forgive, and to never regret.

  • Teresa & Nicole:

    You're not seeing double, you're seeing trouble!

  • Dina:

    I'm back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches!

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